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Maggie, 17. Is that ice over there? I'm gonna go break it. Am I a fandom blog, personal blog, funny blog? The world may never know.



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stains:

this is my sisters contacts

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

I’ts LeviOsa not Levios-AR!

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

mybeautifulbeautifulponds:

this is it. this the post that made me watch this damn musical

escapekit:

The Spirit of Winter

A collection of winter photos shot between 2012-2014 by Finnish photographer Mikko Lagerstedt.

stackedcrates:

there’s always those people where you just kind of want to take them aside gently and go “hey, i’m really sorry to rain on your party, but tumblr only tracks the first five tags”

studio-forty-two:

DT Tongue Porn (Video Diaries Version) - 1/?
↳ Requested by fiftysevenacademics

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

eh whatever it’ll be fine
me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblackman)

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