all this time ive wasted
ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore
im reblogging for the third comment
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"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
my sisters dad
there is a such thing as half-siblings hello
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
"no you’re not gay enough to be gay"
"really?! you don’t act or look gay at all"
"yes i take it up the ass"
one of my favourite posts on tumblr
Hey, I feel like Jared has had a lot of practice since then because he’s definitely improved.
Now I’m picturing Jensen giving him lessons. Oh GOD.